The Pack Order 17 March 2020
- Samson and Delilah
- Apr 27, 2020
- 2 min read
Updated: May 7, 2020
Hello dear friends in Blogland. We is Samson an' Delilah wot is puppy dogs living in a house in Corfu, a green island in the azure blue Ionian Sea, that belongs to an ol' lady that follows us around with a mop and bucket. We are lernin' there is a pack order in this house. At the top are Hoomans.
The first hooman in the pack is the Boss Dog, who has a furry face. He sometimes likes us, and cubbles us, as long as we don't pee on his lap. Then there is his Missus who is the ol' lady wot follows us around with a mop and bucket. Just below them are the 2 big dogs Algy and Bertie, sumfink to do with a Biggles. We don't know wot is a Biggles. They was born in Corfu and lived with their Mum in a cardboard box until The Boss and Missus adopted them. Bertie is the smallest but he thinks he's in charge of us all. He gets fed first and goes out the door first. He thinks he will grow up to be a hooman. He is the brains and Algy is the big brave fearsome snake killing dog. Algy and Bertie don't like us, so we is lernin' not to go near them as they have big teef. Next is Flo who is a big black dog who is living with us until she is adopted. She plays a lot with baby Luna who used to be called Gretel. Luna has got a squeaky toy wot looks and sounds like a demented duck
and wakes us all up playing with it at 3am when the Missus forgets to hide it.
We are at the bottom of the pack. Luna plays with us but sometimes she can be rough. Soon we will be as big as her and then she'll learn to play more nicely and not take our food. Being at the bottom of the pile can be good. We get good food and lots of cubbles, we can do what we like as long as we don't get near to the big dogs.
Comments