Our Muvva 14 March 2020

Samson and Delilah
Apr 27, 2020
2 min read

Updated: May 7, 2020

Hello everyone out there in Blogland. We is Samson an Delilah wot is hamsters/guinea pigs/ferrets/real puppies wot live on a beautiful island called Corfu, in a house belonging to an old lady that follows us around all day with a mop and bucket. 'Bout the old lady, we finks she is our Muvva. When we were just borned and could not see or hear we lerned her smell. When she mixed the formula milk we could smell that too and cried and she fed us milk from a bopple. Then when our eyes opened we could see her, and then we learned her voice we knew to cry whenever we heard it. Then when she found we had grown proper teeth she whizzed up some puppy food in a blender with formula milk and fed it to us with a tea spoon. Later on when she caught us eating the big dogs' food she knew we wos all grown up and didn't need our food whizzed anymore. So every morning when she gets up we hear her voice and cry and scrabble to get out of our cage. She calls out "Babieeezzz" an lets us out and we run over and jump on her fluffy slippers and scrabble on her legs to be picked up. Then she feeds us, an lets us play, then sits down on the sofa with a cup of coffee an we ask to be picked up for cuddles. Then, when we are settled in her arms, we look up at her eyes with ours and she knows we adore her, and she crinkles her old eyes and we know she adores us. That's why we finks she is our Muvva. But we have a question. We who are her babies have brown eyes, and she who is our Muvva has blue eyes. Is that normal??