We can go out an' Hoomans carn't 26 March 2020
- Samson and Delilah
- Apr 29, 2020
- 2 min read
Updated: May 7, 2020
Hi Dear Lovely peeps in Blogland.
We is Samson and Delilah the pups that live in a house on the beautiful island of Corfu with a mad old lady that follows us around with a mop and bucket all day. She is called The Missus. We say “mad” because she has been behaving very strange recently. First she got upset because Kenny Rogers died. We don’t know wot is a Kenny? Since then she keeps going round singing the same ol’ song agen an agen an agen. Somefink about islands in a stream, an sailing away to anuvva land. But we don’t get it. Wot is wrong with this land? Or p’raps she and The Boss with the furry face did sail away to this land already. They have a boat, so that could be it. Well, then she keeps wotching this boring thing on telly ‘bout a virus thingy, wot is destroying the world. We don’t get it. How can a virus destroy the world? We went to the Vet the uvva day an he ‘jected us for Parvo Virus an uvva stuff, so why can’t hoomans get a ‘jection against this virus? It don’t make no sense. The Missus says hoomans have no ‘munity to the virus and we had no ‘munity ‘ to Parvo Virus cos we din’ get any milk from our Muvva. We fort The Missus IS our Muvva!!! So we got ‘jections, and poor Delilah squealed an wriggled cos it hurted her a lot. Luna had her boosters ‘jection, so she is proppa protected now. Then the The Missus, seys that they can’t go out the house eny more. ‘Cos they is not ‘llowed eny more. Eny way after our ‘jections we wos then ‘llowed outside the house. We din’ wont to go outside at first, but then Samson got all brave to go out the door and then Delilah fort she would go too. We have found some green stuff called grass and we luv to play on that. So we CAN go out and the hoomans CARN’T. Thats’weird. We finks the boys in the Pet Shop have got it right… “Come outside and see a brand new day The troubles in your mind will blow away It's easy to believe they’re here to stay But you won't find them standing in your way” “Although we see the world through different eyes We share the same idea of paradise So don't search in the stars for signs of love Look around your life you'll find enough” Luv you hoomans nomatter wot!
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