The Escape Committee 1 April 2020
- Samson and Delilah
- May 3, 2020
- 2 min read
Updated: May 7, 2020
Dear folks living out in Blogland,
we is Samson an Delilah wot is puppies that live on the emerald island of Corfu in the Topaz Ionian Sea. We is still livin' in the house of the mad old lady, and she is still followin' us around with a mop and bucket. She is trying to teach us somefink called house trainin' but we don't get it. We is s'posed to pee an poop on this plastic tray thing, an wen we do she tells us how clever we is, and wot good puppies we is. But then wen we wee an poo on the floor she growls at us and mops up after us. Wot is that about? Then she puts us outside an we play around until we get desperate to go, then scrabble at the door. She lets us in, then we wee an poo indoors and she growls at us. Wot is that about? The Boss looked up the Inty-net and it ses puppies lern house trainin' from 12 weeks so we is too young. But she says it's never to early for us to lern. Wen Algy an Bertie first came here they formed an escape committee to get away from the old lady. They have lots of tales of daring doo wen they escaped, but then the Boss went an built a fence wiv concrete on the bottom, so now they can't go under it an it's too high for them to jump. Then Flo the big dog that is livin' wiv us until she can go to the far off land of Britten, decided she would start to dig an escape tunnel, so we fort we wud help her. The tunnel isn't finished yet but if you don't hear from us again you will know our escape will have been successful. No more house trainin' for us.
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