Tasmanian Devils 14 April 2020
- Samson and Delilah
- May 3, 2020
- 2 min read
Updated: May 7, 2020
Dear super friends out in Blogland,
we is Samson and Delilah, the puppies wot live in a little house on the beautiful island of Corfu, a sparkling malachite set in the crisp clear cerulean Ionian sea. Nuffink changes much. Every day The Missus gets up an’ feeds us, and then spends all day chasing round after us with a mop and bucket. She still tries the house trainin’ and we ignores her. Yesterday we went to the Vet and had mor ‘jections, so now we’re immune to lots of stuff. Such a shame hoomans can’t do the same wiv their virus wot is killing them. The Vet weighed us. Samson is now 7.8 kg, he has put on 4.6kg in the last month. Delilah is 6.6kg so she weighs 3.7kg more than a month ago. Luna is 8kg so she has put on 3.2kg in a month. This meens we is nearly as big as Luna an’ soon she will not be able to boss us around no more. The Missus sez she must be feeding us too much. We finks she is only joking. The escape committee has redoubled it’s efforts to build a tunnel, and we along with Luna are now the leading diggers although Flo and Algy do help from time to time. We decided that the first hole was getting us nowhere so now we have dug 4 more holes, and might have some success of escaping if we didn’t need to stop and sleep so much. The Missus says that if we keep digging we might get to Australia before long. That made us quite excited. Just to make sure we were heading in the right direction The Boss with the furry face checked and apparently if we continue downwards we will end up in the South Pacific. That made us think of grass skirts and hula girls, but The Boss says we would drown as the sea is very deep there. So his advice is that once we reach the centre of the earth we should turn right a bit by about 15 degrees and we should end up in Melbourne. We don’t know wot is a Melbourne. The Missus sez with eny luck we would end up in Tazmania where they would easily recognise us as Tasmanian Devils from the noises we make wen we are playing. Wot is she on? First she calls us Hamsters; then Guinea Pigs; then Ferrets; then Minions; then Wombles and now we is Tazmanian Devils! She is even saying she will call Samson “Taz”. Wot is that about?
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