Man caves, Passports and Vomit. 30 May 2020

Hello everyone out in Blogland, here we is agen Samson an’ Delilah the puppies wot live in Corfu wiv 4 uvva dogs and 2 crazy hoomans. One hooman called The Missus follows us around all the time wiv’ a mop an’ bucket an the other one called The Boss with the furry face who is busy building a man cave so he can escape from living wiv’ us, or so we fink. Work on the man cave is progressing. We haven’t seen a bed going in there but it hasn’t got a roof on yet.

Life goes on here in our little green valley. We have all had trips out to the Vet. First Samson went and was very good sat in the back of the car. He didn’t wince or cry when the Vet stuck a mikelchip in his shoulder. In fact as he had been so good the Missus sed he could sit on her lap in the back on the way home. They stopped for a while to get a take away Pizza an’ Samson was allowed to walk on the ground beside the car. He foun’ the smells of a strange place very interesting. Then when they drove back home Samson isn’t quite sure wot happened but he suddenly felt weird and a lot of stuff came out of his mouf all over The Missus’ legs. She was wearing shorts at the time an sed it felt very warm. The Boss sed “Oh no not all over the Pizza!” But Samson didn’t get near the Pizza. The Missus had to have a shower to get it all off when she got back. They sed the Pizza tasted fine, but didn’t give us any.

So the next day Delilah and Luna went to the Vet. They were sat in the back of the car an’ The Missus wore trousers which was just as well because on the way there all the stuff came up out of their stomachs too. The Boss had put a tray in the bottom of the back of the car so it all went on that. He had to tip it out on the ground before we got back in the car again. On the way back both Luna and Delilah found they had more stuff left in their stomachs which they threw up too. We now knows that stuff is called sick. Enyway we now all have mikelchips and rabies shots and our passports, so we are free to travel the world.The borders are still closed but we are ready to go when the time comes.

Three little pups went to the vet A pet passport for to get It wasn’t too far They went there by car And covered The Missus in vomit.