Man Caves and Masked men 13 May 2020

We can’t believe dear frens and hoomans in Facebookland that we have been writing these posts forever an yet we still hasn’t got a forever home. We is Samson an’ Delilah puppies wot are in Corfu an’ growing up fast an’ we ask you to please help us get away from this mad house. There is the old lady called the Missus who follows us aroun’ all day wiv’ a mop and bucket. Wot is that about?

Then there is The Boss wiv the furry face who is very happy now he can go out and buy stuff from shops wivout a permit, SMS or nuffink. He has been buying timber which is posh for trees wot have been cut down. Then he hammers an hammers all day building his Tool Shed, Man Cave thing, wot he is going to hide away from us in. We fort he wos building us a new home wot is called a kennel, but it seems we get to keep sleeping in the bathroom, so we guess he is going to sleep out there. We don’t know why.

‘Cos the hoomans can now go out in the street wivout permits they has to wear masks. Wot is that about? So the Missus cut up a pillow case and made one mask for each of them. They look silly in them. Just like letter boxes according to that man Boris. The Boss sez he hasn’t seen no-one wearing one so he’s not wearing his neiver. The Missus sez she can’t breathe wiv hers on, so she sez it wos a waste of time making them.

We is wondring if we needs to wear masks too? How is we going to hold them on? Our ears are all floppy and not sticky out like hoomans ears so we is guessing we will have to tie our ears back somehow, perhaps wiv a clothes peg. Then we finks how can we sniff bums if we has got a mask on? When we are out an hoomans are all wearing face covrings how do we know if they are not bandits and then we bite them for stealing stuff or robbing banks? Perhaps a new sort of Dick Turpin will appear and hold up buses an say “your money or your life” an’ no-one can stop him as it is legal to wear a mask. Ah but then how is he going to kiss all the ladies an' make them swoon? So now we finks this ain’t been propaly fort frough. In fact this world has gone mad. First we has to stay home an not go out, now we can go out but can’t breathe. Mr Spock would say that’s not logical. We is liking Mr Spock ‘cos he has sticky up ears like a doberman doggy. Like the boys from the pet shop sing:

Intelligent people have had their say It’s time for the foolish to show the way Let’s lead this world a merry dance Let’s give stupidity a chance

We’ve heard quite enough of experts and their dealings Why face the facts when you can just feel the feelings? Let’s lead this world a merry dance Let’s give stupidity a chance

For the tune go to https://youtu.be/exfh-pSxFsI

One more fing, we has an apology to make. We fort that peeps knew who the boys from the pet shop were, so in the past we quoted from 2 of their songs. But now we have found out that peeps don’t know who the Pet Shop Boys are. To be fair* we were being a little bit subtle an’ perhaps we expected too much. Just to show you who they are, these are links to the 2 songs we have quoted from so you know wot they are. This is the “together” song https://youtu.be/LNBjMRvOB5M that we quoted in our post on 7 May 2020 . This is the “step outside an see a brand new day” song quoted in our post on 26 March 2020 https://youtu.be/_kyanp0q-90 We luvs their songs cos they work in a Pet Shop don’t they?

*especially for Rupert Sligh