Flo- The Calendar Girl 6 May 2020
- Samson and Delilah
- May 6, 2020
- 3 min read
Updated: May 7, 2020
Gosh time is flying by dear kind peeps in Blogland, an once agen we is writing to let you know we is still waiting in Corfu for our forever homes. We live in a little house on the side of a hill, with The Boss with the furry face, The Missus, an 4 uvva dogs. One of these dogs is Flo. Flo has a lovely home to go to in Britten but although she set off to go there, she wosn’'t ‘llowed to go on the big ship ‘cos she wosn’t freight so she came back here to live. Flo is very quiet and lets us play wiv her which is nice. She likes us. Not like the uvva 2 big dogs that fink we are pests. How could they possibly fink that? We is good well behaved puppies. Sometimes.
Enyway Flo has been asked to be a Calendar pin up. But she didn’t let that go to her head. Of course she was flattered, but she didn’t like to pose for photos. So The Missus started to take pics wiv her phone but the Boss reckoned they weren’t eny good ‘cos they needed to be taken outdoors at 3pm in sunlight wiv a bright background. Well the next day at 3pm the sun wos behind a cloud so that wosn’t eny good. The next day at 3pm it wos rainin’ so that was no good. On the third day The Missus got Flo to pose outdoors but wos told that cos Flo wos black she needed sum colour in her pic so The Missus got her a nice glittery scarf to put on while The Boss took the photos wiv his phone. Flo did not like the scarf. It was too hot for wearin’ a scarf, so she dropped her head down and looked very, very sad. So The Missus took the scarf off of Flo, and held Flo’s head up cos Flo didn’t want her photo taken eny more. We wos happy for our photos to be taken but Flo is the pin up girl not us. Enyway that night Flo sat on the footstool to stop the Hoomans wotching the depressing Telly an’ the Missus put the scarf on Flo, an’ as it wosn’t hot eny more, and no one was looking Flo wos happy. So The Missus grabbed her phone and took some pics. So if you see a calendar being sold to help pay for animals on Corfu pleese buy it as you might find Flo in it as the no:1 calendar girl.
Do you happen to know Our lovely calendar girl Flo? She absolutely loathes Modelling in clothes So wearing a scarf is as far as she’ll go.
But to Flo posing in the Nude, Is not the slightest bit naughty or rude She’s big and black, Like a ten ton sack Cos she’s very fond of her food.
PS we have foun' out we is famous! Last night the Boss and Missus were talking to a lady from Sweden (keeping soshul distance of course) an telling her 'bout how tiny we were wen we wos borned, and how big we'd growed, an' the lady sed "like Delilah and Samson". She knows who we is!! She sez wot we write about is funny. Wot is she on about?
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